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Dinner Demotivational Poster


TAGS: vegetarians making dinner a religion
Rating: 4.08/5

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culos - February 5, 2010, 8:08 am
Since you were there and can be a witness, did he enjoy pink meat or what?
Cloudchaser - February 5, 2010, 8:05 am
I like a good salad, but I like meat too and I see no moral issue with eating meat. Even Christ himself ate meat, so it can't be wrong


TAGS: calendar cat dinner brown trout
Rating: 4.87/5

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crankyhead - July 30, 2011, 8:28 pm
tellitlikeitis - July 30, 2011, 5:23 pm

EASTER BUNNY - The only Holiday dinner that delivers itself.

THAT CRAB DINNER - Was Actually An Covert Zeon Mobile Suit

WTF!? - I ordered white wine!

TAGS: dogs animals funny wine dinner
Rating: 3.81/5

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LogicDude - July 30, 2009, 11:12 am
Basil Q. Houndtooth, Esquire, to be exact!
agdaniele - July 30, 2009, 12:42 am
Red wine with basil.


TAGS: trekkies solo dinners trekkies cookbook
Rating: 4.78/5

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tellitlikeitis - July 21, 2011, 12:32 pm
Good one RL. I'm surprised that this book is written by William Shanter. A must look at movie is "Fanboys". Hilarious - Star Wars vs. Star Trek.
THEBRAT - July 20, 2011, 11:12 pm
HAHA, can I just get the book without meeting the Author...? lol Niiice...
Reality Lord - July 20, 2011, 10:33 pm

yeah ice i know...thats why i used trekkies :)
ICEMAN - July 20, 2011, 9:48 pm
Oh yeah, I believe they prefer the term 'Trekker' now. Don't ask how I know.
ICEMAN - July 20, 2011, 9:46 pm
Subtle, RL, subtle.
spacedog - July 20, 2011, 5:51 pm
Hilarious RL. Anyone know where I can find some fresh grawploks? 5 lonely lions.

WHEN LIONS ATTACK - You better hope your affairs are all in order.

TAGS: because dinner is served long pork it is
Rating: 3.73/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:41 pm
Don't just lie there, you p****! Poke him in the eye! Rip off his ear! Make him lose more body parts than the arm he's taking from you!

dinner -

TAGS: pasta naughty dinner ***bs
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 18, 2013, 12:29 am
Typography needs work.


TAGS: frog crocodile dinner
Rating: 3.1/5

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Sean - June 1, 2009, 12:42 am
Holy crap, this is good.


TAGS: mom dinner
Rating: 4.61/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 10:16 pm
I like what you're doing with the place. amuse me some more and I might get creative :)

THANKSGIVING DINNER - You had it coming.

TAGS: dinner in laws family fight thanksgiving
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - January 15, 2012, 7:58 am

i thought it was "the airing of the grievances" during the festivus season.
coco2006 - January 15, 2012, 3:42 am
It's a french caricature about the Dreyfus affair. At the top, somebody remarks "above all, let's not discuss the Dreyfus Affair!" At the bottom, the caption reads "they have discussed it."

VALENTINES DAY DINNER - It's a special occasion, go ahead and super size.

FROM TIME TO TIME - I like to cook dinner, to see how easy a woman has it.

TAGS: cook dinner woman
Rating: 4.55/5

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mariand - July 5, 2011, 2:30 pm
LOL...this is great
Verdeckt - July 2, 2011, 7:04 am
Bwahahahaha... 5 Sammiches


TAGS: carnivores beef it s what for dinner
Rating: 3.69/5

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Koradan - February 1, 2010, 6:52 pm
BESSY 5:17 -- "And behold, The Lord Bovine so loved the world, that She gave her only begotten Cow...."
Dr. Rusak - January 6, 2010, 10:13 pm
i've seen it too, and I gota say, she's way too right
rerun - January 6, 2010, 10:12 pm

you are the sane one? That is scary. We have seen how you roll
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 10:11 pm
It's gonna be hard to believe, but I'm the only sane one of the bunch... so mom is good to me.
rerun - January 6, 2010, 10:09 pm

that is good, still call mine, she really will make you feel guilty
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 10:06 pm
LMAO! She's not dead... just thought I'd toss some discomfort your way.
Dr. Rusak - January 6, 2010, 10:01 pm
if these cows make good burgers, shouldn't the make yougurt as well?
rerun - January 6, 2010, 9:54 pm

Ok, call mine...she misses you and will be glad to make you feel guilty
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 9:54 pm
Can't.... I don't own a ouija board.
rerun - January 6, 2010, 9:52 pm

Thank g_d, at least you keep kosher.....call your mom on a regular basis.
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 9:51 pm
Sorry rerun, I don't do the knish. It's all gefilte fish on these lips!
rerun - January 6, 2010, 9:50 pm

I got your "kosher" right here, baby.
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 9:48 pm
I need mine kosher.


TAGS: ad beef dinner
Rating: 4.5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2011, 3:17 am
I knew ICEMANMS Mom had a hidden camera!.....In the next frame I show her why beef sausage is the best!
ICEMAN - August 8, 2011, 8:22 pm
How the hell did you get that pic of Mooooooooooooooooooo?


TAGS: my momma done told me bring home something for dinner
Rating: 3.6/5

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agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 5:52 pm
Oh no no no no no!!!! I won't do it.
Player_Meyer - September 14, 2009, 4:16 am
Ahhhh lumpa lumpa lumpaaahh lumpah luhmp... LMAO
MrRandom - August 25, 2009, 5:50 pm
Win out of 5
MO - August 25, 2009, 4:59 pm
Yup yup yup!!! 5!!
LogicDude - August 25, 2009, 4:09 pm
IIIIIIIII'm bringing home a ba-by bum-ble-beeeeee, won't my Momma be so proud of meeeee!

THIS CAT - ate something bad for dinner.

BEST FRIENDS - That's right Mr. Ferret, I'm cleaning you. At least until Momma goes in the other room then it is dinner time.

TAGS: friends cat ferret licking dinner time
Rating: 3.06/5

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spacedog - August 20, 2009, 2:10 pm
Mmm. Sugar you taste good.

HE AIN'T HEAVY - He ain't my brother either. He's my dinner if I can get him home.

TAGS: heavy dinner brother chowchow
Rating: 3.92/5

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MissPriss - January 31, 2013, 11:58 pm
I've owned a few ChowChows in the past...mostly fur! Thanks for the blast from the past teehee
Oiler - January 31, 2013, 10:51 pm
If God not want us to eat dog...He should no name ChowChow or create h**Dog



TAGS: future of fish is dinner
Rating: 3.25/5

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Kspace - July 18, 2011, 8:40 am
As we comment instead of tunneling now: fillets patted dry, dipped in a light flour coating, fried in oil and lemon juice, salt & pepper to taste; make a sauce with the pan drippings & serve with rice & salad.
Bolverk37782 - July 17, 2011, 2:18 am
Alternative serving suggestion; Filleted, battered and deep fried with large cut chips, salt and vinegar (the variety of your choice) to taste.


TAGS: wind calendar thanksgiving dinner silent but deadly
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - November 22, 2012, 7:12 pm
HA! Just making room for seconds. 5L
GaryO - November 22, 2012, 12:08 pm
Tryptopharts….they’ll put anyone to sleep..5 sneakers
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 9:45 am
Dam Greeny...3x5L for killing dinner and 3 topics in one poster!



TAGS: christmas dinner d*** people pzy
Rating: 4.56/5

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Ed-Hyde - December 26, 2010, 7:16 am
The restraining order had something to do with it, psy.
Reality Lord - December 25, 2010, 7:22 am

awesome dude.....lolz

DONNER'S RESTAURANT - Since you are snowed in, cannibalism, it's what's for dinner tonight.

DIVERSION - You hold their attention, Sloth, and I'll get us dinner!

BAD DOG - It's what's for dinner.


TAGS: dinner humor
Rating: 4.92/5

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lgvernon - March 12, 2012, 5:18 pm

Sorry, buddy~~you'll get what everybody else is gettin'~~and like it.
GySgt1811a - March 12, 2012, 12:51 pm
er...ah...I'll take the soup.


TAGS: dinner two 69 nature donk
Rating: 4.76/5

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Donkasaurus - December 19, 2010, 10:13 pm
You submit a lot of pretty good posters, but you also submit a lot of posters! Sometimes an idea will jump at you and it's great, other times you have to be patient enough to rework your original thought.
Donkasaurus - December 19, 2010, 10:11 pm
Haha! I apologize, I just felt the need to point it out lol. The text fit the picture tho, and thats always a bonus.
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 10:10 pm
thanks. no, I just find them on the web. you killed me with that comment on the salmon !
Donkasaurus - December 19, 2010, 9:58 pm
Ty, Sunny. I love the ph**os you use for your posters, do you make any of them yourself?
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 9:49 pm
funny 5L


TAGS: reheating dinner warped translation
Rating: 4.3/5

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TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 12:45 pm
No argument from me Matt!
Fatt Matt - April 19, 2010, 12:43 pm
Wasn't trying to give you **** or anything... just got to give props to sick.
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 11:24 am
5L for sick! I swear I never saw this one! Thanx Matt.
Fatt Matt - January 27, 2010, 11:59 am
This still kills me. I want to vote it another 5
LD0ne - January 7, 2010, 11:58 am
mmm meatballs
MrRandom - January 7, 2010, 11:15 am
Oh, the puns, how they sting!
R.S.Jake - January 7, 2010, 11:14 am
And that's not melted cheese on top either!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 7, 2010, 11:13 am
It's good to be Canadian!
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 11:07 am
pasta ala psilocybin, take a trip and never leave the farm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 7, 2010, 11:00 am
Also, That's not Spaghetti.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 7, 2010, 10:59 am
Nope.....Mom puts "special" mushrooms in hers.....5L
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 10:49 am
mooo, is this better spagetti than your mom's?
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 10:46 am
funny stuff there. 5 meatballs
Fatt Matt - January 7, 2010, 10:44 am
Beautiful! +5


TAGS: company dinner chianti fava beans
Rating: 4.27/5

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spacedog - July 18, 2011, 8:11 pm
LOL. 5 guests that wouldn't leave.


TAGS: australia beer fosters dinner beef
Rating: 4.25/5

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champ99 - March 27, 2012, 5:22 pm
Not there or anywhere for that matter, but I thought it looked cool.
Coombsy007 - March 13, 2012, 9:49 am
I'll give it 5L's mate, but do you know anyone that drinks fosters here?
champ99 - September 13, 2011, 8:09 pm
Ah, my personal 1L bomber strikes again.

DINNER MENU FOR CATS - Unfortunately in regards to the large ones; we are on the Menu.


TAGS: chinese water dragons sunset dinner
Rating: 3.26/5

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Sean. - May 5, 2009, 10:34 pm
Beautiful, classy and funny.

LOGICDUDE - Realized too late what they REALLY meant by "Have you over for dinner"

menus -

TAGS: dinner cost expensive wife husband
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 13, 2014, 3:42 am
Company dinner once; lots of menus, but no prices. Glad the boss was paying the bill.
Airman - May 12, 2014, 11:39 pm
ever been in a restaurant that gives you the menu with prices, but your date's menu has no prices? Expensive

Chow Down -

Etiquette Lesson #9 -

Female Logic -

Dinner Time -

TAGS: smoke fire detectors dinner time
Rating: 4.89/5

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MissPriss - February 23, 2014, 2:04 am
Rumour has it, Ism can burn a pot of 5L boiling water...teehee.
GaryO - February 22, 2014, 10:20 am
S-o-o-o-o-o, it’s not? ‘Blackened’ is my word of choice when I create my culinary delights.
spacedog - February 22, 2014, 9:53 am
Ha, that's why my wife only let's me BBQ. Smoke just adds to the flavour.

There was a time -

TAGS: microwave dinner retro
Rating: 4.57/5

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Airman - August 4, 2013, 10:39 pm
great.. now I have to go look for some Moths..
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 4, 2013, 10:31 pm
Moth races? Really? lol!
Greeny - August 4, 2013, 5:27 pm
The cook time sensor in my old microwave went on the fritz - couldn't enjoy holding Moth races anymore...
GaryO - August 4, 2013, 5:15 pm
Neither do they. I imagine it's a canned program that comes with the package. And the originator of the edit program spent a bit of time in the joint….a young, rather soft, pubescent programmer.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 4, 2013, 4:54 pm
That's weird... I don't get understand censors.
GaryO - August 4, 2013, 10:15 am
Silly me. Along with buhtter and buhtterfies, the word ‘s.u.c.k.i.n.g’ gets edited out. That really pisses me off...…wait.
GaryO - August 4, 2013, 10:02 am
Mine just quit. Not getting another one. I have all these bags of microwave popcorn. Turns out they don’t need to be microwaved… if you just learn to sit there s****** the movie theater buhtter off
EmilioDumphque - August 4, 2013, 4:22 am
Put it on a plate to raise it up half an inch.

I EAT LIKE A GOD...CUBBY GOD... - FRIED SPAM, SPAM SAIMAN, AND LOCO-MOCO The real reason anyone with sense at all never leaves paradise at all.

TAGS: to eat like this is to eat like a god indeed this was dinner night before last and i was blessed indeed
Rating: 4.43/5

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phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 2:49 pm
no such thing as too much spam.
R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 10:39 am
spamity spam! Wonderful spam!!!!!!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:40 pm
Fried Spam?.......Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam..........
Cubbybear - April 11, 2010, 10:38 pm
That's one killer Loco/Saimin combo..5/5


TAGS: marriage husband wife dinner women
Rating: 4.42/5

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carebear - March 12, 2012, 1:17 pm
(carebear BANNED)

HERE'S THE MEAT FOR THE BBQ - I'll make the salad & side dishes, set the table, greet the guests and they'll tell YOU "great meal"

TAGS: dinner looks good
Rating: 4.42/5

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spacedog - June 15, 2010, 8:22 pm
Excellent! 5L.

hilarious -

TAGS: food dinner party picky eater
Rating: 4.4/5

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lgvernon - February 3, 2014, 4:15 pm

I couldn't agree more. We have a friend who can never eat anything. I jumped through hoops for her for years. Now, she can go hungry,

MY GIRLFRIEND - says she's hungry like the wolf. That'll be raw deer carcass for dinner again tonight, then.

TAGS: wolf girlfriend dinner
Rating: 4.2/5

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CloudchaserS - March 23, 2013, 12:28 am
As a furry who is a red wolf, I approve of this (the favorite prey of wild red wolves is deer)


TAGS: dinner for two at aggys
Rating: 4.06/5

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Fatt Matt - April 19, 2010, 11:20 am
agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 2:15 am
Wise words from Trashiavelli!


TAGS: dinner wife
Rating: 4/5

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Oiler - January 27, 2013, 10:23 pm
It took me a second read...if I got it...That's hideous. Also 5L



TAGS: just warm and serve as a nice after dinner aperitif
Rating: 3.82/5

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Derek - November 23, 2009, 11:40 pm
My word that would be a hard sell these days.

SPOTTED OWL - It's what's for dinner!



TAGS: dinner is served
Rating: 3.36/5

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TAGS: tv dinners
Rating: 3.18/5

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BAD ALIBI - Somehow I don't think that one light beer you drank will be sufficient cover

TAGS: august challenge beer dinner should be ready at 6
Rating: 3/5

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Cam - August 30, 2009, 4:18 am
He's using the Mel Gibson excuse.

NEXT TIME - Have my dinner ready when I get home

SNAKE SURPRISE - It's whats for dinner. Brought to you by the Snake Council

TAGS: snake dinner surprise august 13 food
Rating: 1.5/5

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CANADA - August 13, 2009, 12:00 pm
Temple of Doom was an epic movie

hypothetically -

TAGS: dinner steak
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 31, 2014, 7:33 am
I'm looking forward to the sausage and meatballs...
Greeny - December 31, 2014, 5:15 am
nice - not too rare
GaryO - December 30, 2014, 6:59 pm
s-o-o-o, I guess I know where the ‘let’s eat gramma’ comma goes in Sho’s world (shudder)

Alien probe -

TAGS: beef its whats for dinner
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 7:20 am
I thought they were making h** dogs?! ^!

Patience -

TAGS: alligator car dinner
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 29, 2015, 9:08 am
ROTFL!!!! I lived in southeast La. for 5 yrs--- laughing so hard, it huuurrrts! 5 ROTFL lions, ashy!

Dinner -

Cuisine -

Delight -

I Got Dinner ! -

Worst Case -